1 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:05,115 No harris, huh? 2 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:06,139 No. 3 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:08,874 He's gonna call in sick. 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,011 No way. Too obvious. 5 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,125 He's gonna do something. 6 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,727 Remember last year? 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:21,030 Yeah, but last year was Different circumstances. 8 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:23,700 Look at him now. He's not writing. 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,102 He lost that lawsuit. 10 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,026 He's humble. Humble harris. 11 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,797 Still got his vanity. 12 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:34,767 Bet? 13 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:38,482 - what? - five bucks he's in uniform. 14 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:39,616 Okay. 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,717 - all right? - all right. 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,381 You're on. 17 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,289 Good morning, folks. 18 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:48,324 Let's make it 10. 19 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,594 Ah, good morning, harris. 20 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:51,761 - barn. - morning. 21 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,563 Yeah, really good To see you, harris. 22 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:54,798 Hey, woj. 23 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,566 You're looking very Handsome this morning. 24 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,235 Ah, you're precious, barney. 25 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,672 Gentlemen, I have the duty Roster here. Please peruse it. 26 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,340 Oh, goody. 27 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:07,310 Look, harris, I don't want to Do this any more than you do, 28 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,713 But it's something That's got to be done. 29 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,181 Sure. 30 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,816 Okay. 31 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,251 Well, how come we have To walk a beat, though? 32 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:18,388 I mean, it's bad enough We got to put the bag on. 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,824 You realize that 70% of the force 34 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:22,826 Is gonna be out taking That sergeant's exam today? 35 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,795 That means the rest Of us have to fill in... 36 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:28,064 You, you, me, even The top brass. 37 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,834 Yeah, but for some Of you, it's fun, 38 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,992 You know, like old-timers' day. 39 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,608 If I remember correctly, 40 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,577 We filled in when you Took the sergeant's exam... 41 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,279 All three times. 42 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,470 Sure, take the cheap shot, barn. 43 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,918 Morning, guys. 44 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,319 - hello, levitt. - sir. 45 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,221 Aren't you supposed to Be at the sergeant exam? 46 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,690 I thought I'd stop by first 47 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,524 To make sure everything Was running smoothly. 48 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:56,526 It is. 49 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,961 Very good, sir. 50 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,063 Uh, on behalf of Those downstairs, 51 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:02,632 I'd like to thank you For taking the time 52 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,534 From your important Duties to, uh, direct traffic, 53 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:06,770 Walk the beat, 54 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:10,106 Do the other mundane Minutia we face every day. 55 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,540 Our pleasure. 56 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,777 I got, uh, odor-eaters In the locker. 57 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,111 I'll keep that in mind. 58 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,313 Foot hygiene's Very important, sir. 59 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,115 - save it for the test. - yes, sir. 60 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,251 Uh, sir, I just hope I Don't let you down. 61 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,119 It means a lot to me. 62 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,121 Wojo: hey, levitt. 63 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,691 Look, it's only a test. 64 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,659 The worst thing that can happen 65 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,661 Is you fail it And take it again. 66 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,029 Like you. 67 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,263 Levitt. 68 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,933 Levitt... We all wish you luck. 69 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,134 Thank you, sir. 70 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,869 - knock 'em dead, carl. - thank you. 71 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,838 Go get 'em, little levitt. 72 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,306 Thank you, guys. 73 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:47,076 You know, it's funny to think 74 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,645 That after I take the exam, 75 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,647 I'll have the whole Afternoon off 76 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,917 To relax and enjoy myself 77 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:57,342 While you're out there Busting your chops. 78 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,792 I could come back, sir. 79 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,360 You're gonna be late, levitt. 80 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,318 Shirt brings out your eyes. 81 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,868 All right, gentlemen, check The duty roster, please. 82 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,369 It's all stuff You've done before. 83 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,938 There shouldn't be any problems. 84 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,941 Have no fear. Shed no tear. 85 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,242 Reinforcements are here. 86 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,811 Harris: how are you, inspector? 87 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,046 Hey, barney. 88 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,316 Frank t. Luger at Your service, sir. 89 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,052 You've been assigned here? 90 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:32,088 No, no. I requested it, barney. 91 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,924 I figured if I got to Suffer the insults, 92 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,127 The degradation of Putting on this uniform again, 93 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,263 I might as well Be with, you know, 94 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,799 Among people where I can gripe about it. 95 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,367 We appreciate that. 96 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:48,271 I haven't had on a Uniform in 25 years, barney. 97 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,673 At least if you Got a nice suit on, 98 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,342 You know, it makes you Look more professional, 99 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:57,346 Like an accountant or Gynecologist or something. 100 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,315 It's only one day A year, inspector. 101 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,685 Yeah, but what's The point, barney? 102 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,253 So some dummkopf cops Can sit down at a desk 103 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,289 And suck on the end of a pencil, 104 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,358 Trying to figure out the answers 105 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,894 To some multiple-choice Questions 106 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,362 About the proper Way to wear a hat. 107 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,931 Inspector, the, uh... 108 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,366 Ah, in my time, barney, You didn't get promoted 109 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,936 On taking some kind of a test 110 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,605 Or being on somebody's list. 111 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:25,208 It come down to something More important than that, 112 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,010 - like, uh... - who you knew. 113 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,679 Right, barney. 114 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,681 I better see if this Thing still fits, huh? 115 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:36,652 The old inspector ain't The same man he was in 1957. 116 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:37,654 Who is? 117 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,422 Dick clark. 118 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,751 Wrong crowd. 119 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:47,998 Wojo: mm-hmm. 120 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,799 Okay, we got it. 121 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,468 Barn, got a Disturbance in a shop 122 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,637 Over in delancey street. 123 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:54,960 Uh, you and dietrich. 124 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,810 This ought to be fun. 125 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,700 Want to bet the 10 you owe me? 126 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,052 New york's finest. 127 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,154 Huh? What do you think, barn? 128 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,723 Looks good. 129 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,558 Yeah, not too bad, huh? 130 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,726 Not at all. 131 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,728 At least I didn't Blow up like a zeppelin 132 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:28,897 Like, you know, Some cops I know. 133 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:30,066 This reminds me, barney, 134 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,335 Of the first time I Ever put a uniform on. 135 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,336 Yeah? 136 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,537 Me and old brownie, you know? 137 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,372 Brownie, he says to me, 138 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,807 "Hey, you look like don ameche." 139 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:39,809 Oh, yeah? 140 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,610 He was kidding, barn. 141 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,779 I didn't have a mustache. 142 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:47,050 No, he was always pulling Fun stuff like that, barney. 143 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,919 He'd tie your shoelaces Together, you know? 144 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,355 You go to take a step. 145 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:55,380 He'd call up your grandmother And tell her you were dead. 146 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,794 Those were swell times, barn. 147 00:06:58,818 --> 00:06:59,996 I can imagine. 148 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,264 Yeah, well, a uniform, 149 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,099 That's something, barney, too. 150 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,102 You know, your average Degenerate criminal, 151 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,904 He was scared of the nypd. 152 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,340 He knew we meant business. We were rough and tough. 153 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,576 - tea, anyone? - huh? 154 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,146 I'll get it. 155 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,648 12th precinct. Captain Miller speaking. 156 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,517 Yeah, go ahead. 157 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:28,046 All right. We'll have Someone down there. 158 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:31,094 Right. 159 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:35,098 Harris, assault in progress, Washington square park. 160 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,233 You and inspector luger. 161 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:40,325 Thank you. 162 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,672 Let's go, inspector. 163 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,674 How about your tea, har? 164 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:50,135 Oh, I'll just, um, I'll Chew a bag in the car. 165 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,450 Hey, inspector. 166 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,387 Not now. Not now, Woj. I'm on a call. 167 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,788 What do we got here? 168 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,825 Uh, this is benjamin Diamond, ben's butcher shop. 169 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:05,461 30 years, same location. 170 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,895 Mr. Diamond was Being interviewed 171 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,364 By "Spotlight on new york"... 172 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,466 You know, that channel 27 investigative show... 173 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,702 When the reporter said Something that got him mad. 174 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,836 That's right. 175 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,638 He started whacking Him with a salami, 176 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,706 And he threw a rib Roast at the cameraman. 177 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:20,609 He promised me it was Gonna be good publicity. 178 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,646 You know, a friendly Interview, a few questions. 179 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:27,350 You know, sawdust, high Prices, how did I like marty? 180 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,185 Then he laces into me. 181 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,521 I felt like a lamb Being led to slaughter. 182 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:33,722 Ironic, huh? 183 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,624 I'm standing there Dressing a chicken. 184 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,693 All of a sudden, he Whips out some papers 185 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,662 And starts throwing Accusations at me, 186 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:44,000 Saying that my meat... My meat! Was not kosher. 187 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,067 It's not? 188 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,802 See, it's spreading already. 189 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,671 The reporter had Evidence that mr. Diamond 190 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,273 Had purchased some Non-kosher meat 191 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,075 From a wholesaler in jersey. 192 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,277 Who knew? They told Me they had a rabbi. 193 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,678 Okay, take it easy. 194 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,714 Then he turns in to the camera, And he calls me a charlatan. 195 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:01,217 Didn't even give me a Chance to defend myself. 196 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,386 At least they do that On "60 minutes," no? 197 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,822 Look, for a religious Jew, this is a calamity. 198 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:11,194 You know, a kosher butcher's Reputation is based on trust. 199 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,561 Tell that to sergeant dietrich. 200 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,563 He's gonna take your Statement. Dietrich? 201 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:18,123 Ah, mr. Diamond, park Your carcass over there. 202 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:25,140 Reporter's gonna come Down and file charges later. 203 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:29,044 Don't get too comfortable. You got to walk a beat. 204 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:32,281 No, I just got back. 205 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,205 Well, you're going out again. 206 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,954 Well, just think of it as A nice two-hour stroll 207 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,911 In the fresh air Along the river. 208 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,392 The river? 209 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,261 Yeah, you got the river beat. 210 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,319 Well, now, there's crime Down there, too, you know. 211 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,099 People fishing off the piers. 212 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,035 It's against the law. 213 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,605 Got to give them Tickets for that. 214 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,795 Remember how to give a ticket? 215 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,476 Hey, maybe you'll get lucky. 216 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,777 Somebody will fall in. 217 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,841 You're really enjoying This, aren't you? 218 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,555 Get in there, vermin. 219 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:16,125 You know, it's scum like You that stinks up the world. 220 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,893 Yes, sir. Thank You very much, sir. 221 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,595 Is he always like this? 222 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,063 Barney: what have we got here? 223 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:24,167 Don't waste your time With this slimeball, barney. 224 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,270 I'll get it all in His statement. 225 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,273 Uh, barn, this is, Uh, warren shippel. 226 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,674 When we got to the park, 227 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:34,543 We got a description From, uh, a martha forbush. 228 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,979 She's the woman that Owned this pocketbook. 229 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,514 Barney, she's 82. 230 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,983 Hey, I couldn't tell that. She was wearing a hat. 231 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,519 Anyway, when we got to The park, we drove around, 232 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,289 And we spotted him trying To run over toward 6th avenue. 233 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:50,759 That's when we gave chase, And, uh, we... We got him. 234 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,795 That's it? 235 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,598 It was a walk in The park, barney. 236 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,933 Hey, get over here, you. 237 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,502 Almost like old times, barney, 238 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,870 As if forrester and kleiner Was here with me, you know? 239 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:05,173 Who told you to sit down, huh? 240 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,743 Empty your pockets out here. 241 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,745 - you didn't say "Simon says." - huh? 242 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,882 Just trying to lighten Things up a little bit, that's all. 243 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,619 Uh, barn, um, as soon As luger's finished, 244 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,689 I think I'll just run shippel on Over to manhattan south, okay? 245 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,457 Let luger do it. Keep him busy. 246 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,826 I was thinking, barn, It might be a good idea 247 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,761 To just leave the Inspector here, 248 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,331 Keep him from Wearing himself out. 249 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,199 He looked fine to me. 250 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,869 Oh, he's fit. He's Fit as a fiddle. 251 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,805 Problem? 252 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,247 Shippel did not Have the pocketbook 253 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,816 When we, uh, found him, barn. 254 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,719 He had tossed it away and didn't Want to tell us where it was. 255 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,255 How'd you get it? 256 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,728 Luger. What did he do? 257 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,464 Barn, he slapped that Man around a little. 258 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,631 Oh, my god. 259 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,167 Of course, he read Him his rights first. 260 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,435 - how thoughtful. - yeah. 261 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,170 But when he got to the part 262 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,173 "You have the right to remain Silent," he pointed his gun 263 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:14,176 And threatened to Make the man a eunuch. 264 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,645 Now, that is not allowed, is it? 265 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:20,449 That's when he told you Where the pocketbook was? 266 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,152 Yes, barn, but it was Very embarrassing. 267 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,554 I mean, the guy had Tossed it into a garbage bin, 268 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,498 And luger made Him go in after it. 269 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,331 Threatening to profer Charges against luger? 270 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,557 He's offering to, um, Paint luger's apartment. 271 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,406 Okay, look, the wisest thing For us to do is just be cool 272 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,408 And don't make a Big deal out of it. 273 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,843 Right. 274 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,845 Barn, I-I just... 275 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,481 I just felt that it was my Obligation to let you know. 276 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,616 Well, I appreciate It. Thank you. 277 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,786 Of course, now It's your headache, 278 00:12:56,810 --> 00:13:00,378 And I'm not going to Worry about it anymore. 279 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,294 In the cage, maggot. 280 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,085 Whatever you say, sir. 281 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,698 Hey, woj. 282 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,100 Inspector. 283 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,369 How was your patrol? 284 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,538 I gave a warning to a fisherman. 285 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,442 You sent him up the river, huh? 286 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,812 You know something? You look great. 287 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,113 Thanks, inspector. 288 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,115 No, no, I ain't just saying it. 289 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,384 You know, seeing all You guys in uniform, 290 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,386 It does something to me. 291 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,554 Us too. 292 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,654 Oh, you're naughty, har. 293 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,158 Excuse me, inspector. 294 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,558 You know, I think 295 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:40,262 I may just start wearing These duds every day. 296 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,564 And throw out all Those nice suits? 297 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,267 Inspector? 298 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,735 12th precinct. Luger. 299 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,306 Just a second, barney, Will you? I'm taking a call. 300 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,407 Bye. 301 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,343 - barn? - hmm. 302 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,479 Traffic light out on Madison. Cars are backing up. 303 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,082 They got a couple Of accidents already. 304 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,340 They got to have Someone there to direct. 305 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,743 Harris. 306 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:11,660 That's... That's... That's On publisher's row, barn. 307 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,096 Why don't you... Why don't you send... 308 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,799 I just got back from fish duty. 309 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:20,669 But... What if I see Somebody I know? 310 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,827 Say hello. 311 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,675 Hmm. 312 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,809 I got you. 313 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,579 Hey, barney, break Out the weapons, huh? 314 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,682 We got a robbery in Progress over on bleecker. 315 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,386 Um, wojo, you and Me, uh... Hey, I'm here. 316 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,387 So am I. 317 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,721 Um... 318 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,823 Harris, do me a favor. Drop Off shippel on the way down. 319 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,392 - right. - bless you. 320 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,827 I'll see you downstairs. 321 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,564 Hey, barney, why can't I go? 322 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,234 Inspector, don't be greedy. We all want a chance. 323 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,192 What am I supposed to do? 324 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,660 Hold the fort, inspector. 325 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,920 Listen, for what it's Worth, I believe you. 326 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,211 I don't think you knew The meat wasn't kosher. 327 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,860 - oh... Oh, thank you. - it's all right. 328 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,384 Thank you very much. 329 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,466 Say! 330 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,490 Yeah. 331 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,338 Why don't you stop by my shop? 332 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,542 I just got in some Delicious rib steaks. 333 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,779 Top quality, prime cut. 334 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:37,946 I don't eat steak. 335 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,081 Oh? 336 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,883 It's too high in cholesterol, 337 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,585 Sodium, too much fat. 338 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,052 You eat too much of that stuff, 339 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,521 It increases your Blood pressure. 340 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,911 Not good for the heart. 341 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,314 You sell hot dogs? 342 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,900 Captain miller, how did it go? 343 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,467 Oh, no problem. 344 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,804 Wojo's running the guy Down to manhattan south. 345 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,205 Congratulations. 346 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,163 So you didn't need the old Inspector after all, huh? 347 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,647 Inspector, at the moment, 348 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,349 It just seemed Best for me to go. 349 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,773 Why? 350 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,554 My office? 351 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,545 If you're not too busy. 352 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:24,816 I'll hold the fort. 353 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,800 So... 354 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,770 You didn't think I could Cut it, huh, barney? 355 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,706 Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little concerned. 356 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,076 Why? You saw how I Handled that punk. 357 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,179 That's what I was Concerned about. 358 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,115 I got the pocketbook Back, didn't I? 359 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,784 The question is, how Did you get it back? 360 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,986 Just a little Friendly persuasion. 361 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,554 Exactly. 362 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,090 When I was at the 9-3 over in brooklyn, 363 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:59,428 We used to lean on them Lousy little punks all the time. 364 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,998 That was 1947, inspector. 365 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:02,998 So? 366 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,623 Excuse me for staying alive. 367 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:12,874 Oh, man, I am never Gonna direct traffic again. 368 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,477 I've never been so Humiliated in my life. 369 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,479 What did you do, Swallow your whistle? 370 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,248 I stood there for hours 371 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,251 With bus exhaust Belching in my face, 372 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,487 Horns honking, people screaming, 373 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,756 Cabbies trying to run me over. 374 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,491 Give out any tickets? 375 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:30,626 No. 376 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,982 Writer's block, huh? 377 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,632 Look, man, is barney back? 378 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,867 He's in there with luger. 379 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,436 Oh. 380 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,571 What's the story With them, anyway? 381 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,829 Uh, you, uh, want it in writing? 382 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,746 Yes, sir. Can I help you? 383 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,815 Harv jetter, "Spotlight on new york." 384 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,583 Investigative reporter, right? 385 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,885 That's right. 386 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,287 What's with barney and luger? 387 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,455 What's that? 388 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,611 Forget it. 389 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,992 There you are, you butcher. 390 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,462 Not much longer, thanks to you. 391 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,397 Yeah? You see this? You see what you did? 392 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,698 You tricked me! 393 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,468 I do that to everybody. Don't you watch the show? 394 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,036 No. 395 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,839 Well, if you want to be on It, you have to cooperate. 396 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,408 You don't see people Attacking geraldo rivera. 397 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,343 Who? 398 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,144 Is he kidding? 399 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,714 I got the purse back, didn't I? 400 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,483 That is not the point. 401 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,985 It was to the little old Lady with the mustache 402 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,353 Who got robbed. 403 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,789 You should have seen Her, barn. Pathetic, barney. 404 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:37,660 Tore my heart out. Hobbling along with a cane. 405 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,795 Her bingo money Was in the purse. 406 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,798 Inspector, you violated That man's civil rights! 407 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,367 Ah, don't give me That legalese bunk. 408 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,070 It is not bunk, damn it! 409 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,506 It's the law! 410 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,163 And we, of all people, Have to uphold it. 411 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:58,447 No matter what your Personal opinion happens to be. 412 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,950 Yeah, so, how would you have Handled that little punk, huh? 413 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,086 Would you have said to Him, "Please, sir, mr. Shippel, 414 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:08,045 Will you tell me where The purse is, pretty please?" 415 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,128 Barney... 416 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,030 Barney, I got a lot Of respect for you, 417 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,666 But I got to tell you something. 418 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,736 It's bleeding hearts Like you, barney, 419 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,540 That cause all these Problems in the first place. 420 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,775 I'm soft. Is that What you think? 421 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,977 It's just that I Think a real cop 422 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,580 Doesn't always have To go by the book. 423 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,248 Oh, I'll go along With you there. 424 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,183 Oh, will you? 425 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,452 If I went by the book, 426 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,620 I'd have you up in front Of internal affairs. 427 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,460 Uh, barney, the guy From channel 27 is here. 428 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,063 You want to talk to him Before he signs a complaint? 429 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,152 Yeah. 430 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,070 Captain miller, This is mr. Jetter. 431 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,360 Mr. Jetter. 432 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,211 You're pressing assault Charges against mr. Diamond? 433 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,380 You bet I am. 434 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,648 You see this? Take a look at this. 435 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,850 If it wasn't for the Wonders of modern makeup, 436 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,975 I wouldn't be able to go before Cameras for about three weeks. 437 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,879 Captain, my face is my life. 438 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,749 Have a seat, mr. Jetter. 439 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,632 I can, uh, appreciate Your situation, 440 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,403 But it occurs to me that You really have to assume 441 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,839 Some of the responsibility For mr. Diamond's actions. 442 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,108 After all, you did mislead him. 443 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,977 That's my job. 444 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,479 You can't put that show On the air. It'll ruin me. 445 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,782 I have an obligation To my public, buster. 446 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,450 Hey, I am the public. 447 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,786 Not from where I sit, you're not. 448 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,921 Look, I treated You like a friend. 449 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,056 I took you into my heart. 450 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,493 I even showed you how I made chopped liver. 451 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,896 You hurt me, harv. 452 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,053 It's nothing personal. 453 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:01,937 Just out of curiosity, Mr. Jetter, um... 454 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,372 How'd you get the story? 455 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,806 Well, we got a tip. 456 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,943 Somebody called and gave us a List of butchers with the meat. 457 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,079 So you just picked mr. Diamond? 458 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,023 Well, he was in The neighborhood. 459 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,118 Did you check with the Wholesaler who sold the meat? 460 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:20,522 They wouldn't talk to me. They wouldn't talk to me. 461 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,824 I mean, this isn't A network show 462 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:26,095 With a big budget and a Big crew and team jackets. 463 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,830 I got an old beat-up Van, one used camera, 464 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:32,034 And a crew that consists Of one nyu film student. 465 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:35,103 We drove up to the Company. They laughed at us. 466 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:39,007 That's hardly justification For persecuting an innocent man. 467 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,609 What makes you Think he's innocent? 468 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,011 What makes you think he's not? 469 00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:43,512 If that show goes on the air, 470 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,480 He'll never have a Chance to defend himself. 471 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:48,483 I'll bet "20/20" would Love to hear a story 472 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,920 About how channel 27 Ruined a little butcher's life. 473 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,622 You wouldn't do that. 474 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,047 Hey, I got an Obligation to my public. 475 00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,928 I got a résumé over there. 476 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,630 Well, I'm sure mr. Diamond 477 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,188 Would be glad to give You a personal reference. 478 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,141 You guys! 479 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,299 Why don't we just Forget the whole thing? 480 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,649 Gentlemen, I bid you good day. 481 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,484 Hey, thanks for tuning in. 482 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,041 Real funny. 483 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:27,656 All right, mr. Diamond. 484 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,958 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 485 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,393 - thank you. Captain? - hmm. 486 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,661 Captain, captain? 487 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,529 - captain, thank you. - a pleasure, mr. Diamond. 488 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:37,799 Listen, listen, if you Fellas ever need any chops 489 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,768 Or corned beef or chicken, You come to my place. 490 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,336 It's on the house. 491 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,905 Hey, thanks, but cops aren't Allowed to accept gratuities. 492 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,396 It's not kosher. 493 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,567 You are a mensch. 494 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,850 Oh, inspector? 495 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:55,917 Yeah, barn? 496 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:59,053 You, uh... Heading out? 497 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,456 Yeah. 498 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,858 I figure I wreaked enough Havoc around here for one day, 499 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,796 So I thought I'd just wander on Home back to my little apartment 500 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,932 And, uh, reflect. 501 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:12,468 Inspector, look, I, uh... 502 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,069 Hey, listen. Come on. Don't Worry about that, barney. 503 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:16,938 It's... 504 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:19,974 And the next time you see the Old inspector in this uniform, 505 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:22,377 They'll be planting Him six feet deep, huh? 506 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:26,381 So, uh, try and cough Up a few kind words, huh? 507 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,083 Hang in there, d.D. 508 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,685 - see you, inspector. - see you around, barn. 509 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,087 Shift's not over yet, inspector. 510 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,822 Huh? 511 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:37,147 I thought you'd be Glad to get rid of me. 512 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,052 Look, I, uh... 513 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,034 I know in the heat of The moment back there, 514 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,771 We said some things which Were not exactly pleasant. 515 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:53,474 I just... I just want You to know that... 516 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:57,400 If I came down Hard on you, it's... 517 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:02,383 It's only because I guess We come down the hardest 518 00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:05,308 On people we care The most about. 519 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,379 Thanks, barn. 520 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,060 Me too. 521 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,062 Now can I go? 522 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,063 Yeah, sure. 523 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:16,498 Huh? 524 00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:19,690 Eh, I told you you Were an old softie. 525 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,159 Got'cha.